do you ever just listen to videogame soundtracks and cry
(Listener: I can’t quit my thumb-sucking habit. What should I do?)
Suzuki T: That’s easy. Just suck on my (bleep!).
Maeno: AHH!! NO—All that is censored!!!
Why are Tomoaki and TATSUO so dirty…? Lol I can’t tell who influences who…
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children